maybe i just wanna be yours

Apr 23

tomlinsarse:

MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

Apr 23

irredescent:

One of my favourite things is when you don’t find someone all that physically attractive but then you get to know them and their personality starts to shine through their features and they become the most beautiful and exquisite creature.

Apr 23
Apr 23

sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????

Apr 23

commander-in-queef:

commander-in-queef:

i have as many followers as i do people that attend my school !!!

haha im fuckING HOMESCHOOLED

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Apr 23
meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

Apr 23
deadanded:

elmo you’ve changed

deadanded:

elmo you’ve changed

Apr 23
  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
Apr 23

nobodylovesringostarr:

nobodylovesringostarr:

Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim 

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Apr 23

wrapassassin:

who the fuck is this ‘You’ guy reblogging things exactly the same time as i do. Very sketchy

Apr 23

ellendegeneres:

Loni Love gave some great love advice to our audience today.  Now we know how she got her last name!